Benito Mussolini vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Mussolini by DQ. Snake wins every exchange until his close-quarters combat reflexes fire: grab, throw, choke. The referee disqualifies him, and a flat-on-his-back, bare-chested Mussolini is declared winner, immediately demanding a photographer.
Fair fight? Legalise throws and chokes so Snake can fight the way he's trained. Mussolini's fencing poses would then last about ten seconds.
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