Benito Mussolini vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Mussolini by DQ. Mussolini circles the 380 kg heavier Snorlax like a man posing for a fencing photo, flicking jabs. In round two Snorlax remembers Body Slam, a foul, and flops on him. Mussolini is flattened, but Snorlax is disqualified, so Mussolini wins by DQ and asks for a photographer.
Fair fight? Cap Snorlax at 80 kg and add a mandatory snack break each round, so he stays awake and the 41 cm height edge actually matters.
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