Benito Mussolini vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Mussolini by DQ. Sonic runs rings around a man 69 cm taller, then, too impatient to wait for the scorecards, bounces on his head like a badnik. That's a stomp, a foul, and the referee disqualifies Sonic while Mussolini poses for the photographers.
Fair fight? Legalise the head-bounce, and Sonic wins by TKO before Mussolini has finished posing for the ringside cameras.
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