Benito Mussolini vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Mussolini by DQ. Mussolini, 20 kg heavier, strips to the waist for the photographers and strikes a fencing pose while Yoshi flutter-jumps around him for two rounds. In round three Yoshi ground-pounds, which is a stomp, so the referee disqualifies him. Mussolini wins by DQ, then asks for the photo.
Fair fight? Make ground-pounds legal for this bout only. Yoshi's signature move stops being a foul, and Mussolini has to keep his chin behind that fencing guard.
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