Napoléon Bonaparte vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Napoléon Bonaparte
“The Little Corporal” · France · 1769–1821 · 5′7″ (169 cm), about 170 lb (77 kg)
Emperor of the French who conquered much of Europe before his final defeat at Waterloo in 1815. Not actually short: about average for his time. The myth came from British cartoons and French inches.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Napoleon by Decision. Snorlax treats the ring like a road to block, and nobody has brought a Poké Flute. Napoleon, an artillery officer by training, plants himself at range and peppers the 460 kg roadblock with jabs for nine minutes. Snorlax barely stirs, so Napoleon wins a unanimous decision.
Fair fight? Play a Poké Flute before the opening bell so Snorlax is actually awake and throwing punches, rather than serving as a very large, very expensive heavy bag.
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