Horatio Nelson vs Samus Aran: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Horatio Nelson
“Hero of the Nile” · United Kingdom · 1758–1805 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
British admiral who destroyed the French and Spanish fleets at Trafalgar in 1805 and died at the moment of victory. Fought on after losing the sight of one eye and most of his right arm.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by TKO. Samus wins by TKO. Nelson runs up "England expects that every man will do his duty" before round one, but a Chozo-raised Metroid exterminator who is 30 kg heavier expects otherwise. He sways like a man on a pitching deck until the referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Weigh Samus in at Nelson's 60 kg, and settle the fans' argument by making her fight without the Power Suit, so nobody has to guess what counts.
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