Horatio Nelson vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Horatio Nelson
“Hero of the Nile” · United Kingdom · 1758–1805 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
British admiral who destroyed the French and Spanish fleets at Trafalgar in 1805 and died at the moment of victory. Fought on after losing the sight of one eye and most of his right arm.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Nelson by TKO. Snorlax uses Rest before the first bell finishes ringing. Nelson, 400 kg lighter but awake, finds the ring blissfully still, so no seasickness. He jabs the snoring giant until the referee decides a sleeping opponent can't defend himself and stops it. Nelson wins by TKO.
Fair fight? Have a cornerman play the Poké Flute before each round so Snorlax starts every round awake, and add a rule that Rest is banned.
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