Barack Obama vs George S. Patton: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
The crowd
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The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by Decision. Patton comes out like his Third Army, all guns blazing, but three-minute rounds aren't the road to Bastogne, and by round two the old pentathlete's furious pace fades. Obama, working a patient southpaw jab and hoops-honed footwork, out-lands him and steals it on points.
Fair fight? Cut each round to ninety seconds so Patton's Third Army blitz can finish its work before his stamina gives out.
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