Barack Obama vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by DQ. Obama, a legit hooper with quick hands, tags the 6kg mouse with one clean southpaw jab in round one. Pikachu, refusing to be caught like it refuses the Poké Ball, answers with a point-blank Thundershock — disqualified instantly for using electric powers, a foul under fists-only rules.
Fair fight? Ban all electric attacks and let Pikachu use only Quick Attack and its tail, so it has any chance against a 185cm adult.
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