Barack Obama vs Ryu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Ryu
“The Wandering Warrior” · Street Fighter · 1987 · 5′9″ (175 cm), 187 lb (85 kg)
Wandering martial artist who lives only for the next fight. Master of the Hadoken, which he has been asked to leave at home tonight.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Ryu by TKO. Obama's southpaw jab and pickup-ball footwork buy him a good round, but Ryu has spent decades doing nothing but this. By round two his Tatsumaki sweeps stagger the President, and "Renegade's" own Secret Service detail throws in the towel before things get embarrassing.
Fair fight? Give Obama a full training camp with actual coaches beforehand instead of just pickup-basketball reflexes against a lifelong martial artist.
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