Barack Obama vs Saddam Hussein: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by TKO. Saddam postures behind an entourage of imaginary body doubles while Obama, a lifelong pickup-ball grinder, circles as a crisp southpaw and picks him apart. By round two the corner throws in the towel rather than let their guy keep eating that jab.
Fair fight? Saddam gets to send in a body double first; only after that decoy is dispatched does the real fight start.
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