Barack Obama vs Samus Aran: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by TKO. Obama, a southpaw, dances well for two rounds, then Samus, 11 kg heavier and 5 cm taller, lands a heavy right. He tries to swat away the follow-ups like a fly on live television, but the referee steps in and stops it in round three.
Fair fight? Make Obama's corner include his pickup basketball team as cutmen, or drop Samus to Obama's weight class by taking away the 11 kg she has on him.
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