Barack Obama vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by DQ. In round two, Snake's decades of CQC muscle memory betray him—instead of a punch he instinctively clinches Obama into a choke, and the referee disqualifies him on the spot. Obama, barely winded thanks to his pickup-basketball conditioning, wins without landing a meaningful blow.
Fair fight? Fight it under actual CQC rules with chokes and throws legalized, letting Snake's real combat training decide the bout instead of a foul.
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