Barack Obama vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by Decision. Obama circles the 460-kg road-blocker all night, southpaw jab flicking off blubber that "digests anything," while Snorlax casts Rest mid-round and just naps standing up. Nobody drops, nobody wakes anybody, and the scorecards go to the guy still moving.
Fair fight? Ban Snorlax's Rest and post a Poké Flute at ringside so it stays conscious past round one.
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