Barack Obama vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by TKO. Sonic's speed-of-sound footwork makes Obama's steady southpaw jab useless, and every attempt to tag him meets a spinning ball of spikes instead. By round two, Obama's shredded knuckles have his corner throwing in the towel.
Fair fight? Hold the bout in a chest-deep pool, since Sonic can't swim, erasing his speed advantage and handing the fight to Obama's size.
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