Barack Obama vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Barack Obama 100%, Yoshi 0% (1 vote).
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by DQ. Obama's southpaw jab and pickup-ball conditioning have Yoshi backing into corners for two rounds. Frustrated, Yoshi's tongue shoots out to swallow the sitting president whole, and the ref disqualifies him on the spot for the illegal bite-grapple.
Fair fight? Let Yoshi's tongue-swallow count as a legal grapple instead of a foul—it's his only real weapon against 19 kg of extra Obama.
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