Barack Obama vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Zangief by TKO. Obama, a southpaw with pickup-basketball footwork, swats Zangief with jabs the way he once swatted a fly on live TV. But Zangief, 28 cm taller and 37 kg heavier, shrugs them off and dances forward. In round two the referee stops it. Zangief wins by TKO.
Fair fight? Make Zangief cut 37 kg to Obama's weight. Then it becomes a footwork contest where Obama's basketball legs could win a decision.
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