George S. Patton vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Patton by TKO. Patton, fifth in the 1912 pentathlon, is 78 kg heavier and just stands there while Quick Attack bounces off him like a tennis ball off a barn. Pikachu refuses to stay down, much as it refuses its Poké Ball, so the referee stops it in round two. TKO.
Fair fight? Make Patton fight on his knees for all three rounds, which trims the 148 cm height gap and finally gives Quick Attack something to aim at besides his shins.
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