George S. Patton vs Samus Aran: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by TKO. Patton spends round one explaining he fought her in a past life, which doesn't help when she's 6 kg heavier and 2 cm taller. Samus, who wipes out Metroids for a living, lands a body shot in round two and the referee stops it. Patton asks for a sword.
Fair fight? Swap the ring for a modern pentathlon, where Patton actually finished fifth in 1912. Fencing, running and swimming play to his strengths, and nobody gets hit by someone raised by bird people.
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