George S. Patton vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Patton by DQ. Snorlax naps through round one while Patton, fifth in the 1912 pentathlon, jabs and circles a sleeping wall. In round two Snorlax wakes hungry and flops onto him with Body Slam. That's an illegal slam, so the referee disqualifies Snorlax, and Patton wins, technically while flattened.
Fair fight? Wake Snorlax with a Poké Flute before every round and make Body Slam legal, so a 376 kg weight advantage can finally count for something.
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