George S. Patton vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Sonic wins by decision. Patton, fifth in the 1912 pentathlon, is a proper athlete, but not against the speed of sound, so he spends nine minutes swinging at afterimages. Sonic collects rounds with spin-dash pokes, briefly loses interest in round three, and still cruises home on the scorecards.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to a phone-box-sized square so Sonic has nowhere to run, and Patton's 49 kg weight advantage finally gets a chance to matter.
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