Pikachu vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Washington by TKO. Quick Attack keeps Pikachu moving for a minute, but the former land surveyor is good at measuring distances and is 89 kg heavier. One walnut-cracking jab lands and the referee stops it in round one. Pikachu refuses the Poké Ball ride to the corner.
Fair fight? Make Washington fight on his knees with one hand behind his back, and let Pikachu run Quick Attack laps around the whole ring.
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