Theodore Roosevelt vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Roosevelt by DQ. Roosevelt bobs around a snoring Snorlax for a round. Then it wakes hungry and does the only thing it knows: Body Slam, from a body 360 kg heavier. Slams are fouls, so the referee disqualifies Snorlax while Roosevelt is peeled off the canvas, demanding round four.
Fair fight? Cut Snorlax down to Roosevelt's 100 kg and take Body Slam off its move list, so it has to win with punches instead of falling on people.
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