Theodore Roosevelt vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Sonic circles to Teddy's blind left side and pecks away for three rounds. Teddy, who once finished a speech with a bullet in his chest, shrugs it all off but only swings where Sonic was. Sonic wins on the scorecards, chili dog break permitting.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to phone-booth size so Sonic can't circle, and Teddy's 65 kg advantage finally gets a target.
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