Theodore Roosevelt vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Roosevelt by DQ. Teddy is 40 kg heavier and stalks Yoshi, who flutter-jumps around the ring in a panic. In round two Yoshi ground-pounds Teddy's foot out of habit, the referee spots a stomp, and Roosevelt wins by DQ while still upright.
Fair fight? Legalise stomps and throws for both, so Yoshi's ground-pound and Teddy's White House judo can settle it properly, and give Yoshi a weight-class-appropriate opponent.
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