Ryu vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Ryu
“The Wandering Warrior” · Street Fighter · 1987 · 5′9″ (175 cm), 187 lb (85 kg)
Wandering martial artist who lives only for the next fight. Master of the Hadoken, which he has been asked to leave at home tonight.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Ryu by DQ. Ryu spends round one bouncing off a 35 cm taller wall of Pokémon, until Snorlax reaches for its signature Body Slam. That's a slam, so that's a foul. The referee disqualifies Snorlax, and Ryu wins by DQ without ever finding out if a Shoryuken can launch 460 kg.
Fair fight? Make it a tag bout so Ryu can bring in Ken, his best friend and rival, against a Snorlax who is 375 kg heavier.
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