Ryu vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Ryu
“The Wandering Warrior” · Street Fighter · 1987 · 5′9″ (175 cm), 187 lb (85 kg)
Wandering martial artist who lives only for the next fight. Master of the Hadoken, which he has been asked to leave at home tonight.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Ryu by TKO. Ryu wins by TKO. Sonic curls into a spiky ball and bounces around for a round, but Ryu, 50 kg heavier, calmly waits in his same white gi. One Shoryuken later, the referee stops it, and Sonic is already asking where the chili dogs are.
Fair fight? Fight in a huge open arena instead of a ring, so Sonic can run circles and win on points, assuming he stays interested past round one.
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