Saddam Hussein vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snorlax by DQ. Snorlax, 365 kg heavier and 22 cm taller, spends round one absorbing jabs like a sofa absorbs a toddler. In round two Saddam swaps in a body double. The referee sees two Saddams, one romance novelist too many, and disqualifies him.
Fair fight? Make body doubles legal, one per round, so Saddam can tag out. Even then he needs a Snorlax-sized double, which is why it stays unfair.
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