Saddam Hussein vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by DQ. Sonic spends three rounds curling into a spiky blue blur that the 60kg-heavier Saddam simply cannot catch. Furious and swinging at air, Saddam resorts to grabbing and stomping the hedgehog underfoot — the referee has no choice but to disqualify him.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to phone-booth size so the slower, much larger Saddam can actually corner him without resorting to fouls.
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