Saddam Hussein vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Washington by DQ. Washington's walnut-cracking grip and cavalryman's balance let him outbox Saddam's plodding attack for two rounds. Frustrated and out of ideas, Saddam bites down on Washington's ivory-and-metal dentures, and the ref disqualifies him on the spot.
Fair fight? Hold the rematch in one of Saddam's own palaces, where home comfort and familiar surroundings might keep him from panicking into a foul.
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