Samus Aran vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by TKO. Snorlax, 370 kg heavier, nods off mid-round like it's blocking a road. Body Slam means falling on people, which isn't a punch or kick, so it stays in the corner. Samus keeps circling, and the referee stops the fight for a defenceless sleeper. TKO, Samus.
Fair fight? Let Snorlax's corner play a Poké Flute at every bell, so it's awake for all three rounds and actually has to be beaten.
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