Solid Snake vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snake by DQ. Snake stings and moves for a round, then Snorlax, 385 kg heavier, does the only thing it knows: Body Slam. That is an illegal slam. Snake crawls out wheezing, Otacon cheers on the Codec, and the referee disqualifies Snorlax. Snake wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Move Snorlax to a weight class that fits Snake, or let Snake bring a tag partner. Otherwise the only fair change is a rule allowing Body Slam, and Snake will not enjoy it.
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