Solid Snake vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by DQ. Sonic wins by DQ. Bored by round one, he spin-dashes into Snake, who answers with pure muscle memory: a CQC grab, a throw, then a choke. That's three fouls on a hedgehog 40 kg lighter, and the referee disqualifies him mid-Codec call.
Fair fight? Make CQC legal, throws and chokes included. Then Snake's size advantage decides it, and Sonic gets folded up neater than a cardboard box.
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