Solid Snake vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Washington by DQ. Solid Snake's close-quarters combat leans on throws and chokes, which are all fouls here. Washington, 20 kg heavier with a walnut-cracking grip, shrugs off the jabs. When Snake slams him in round two, the referee disqualifies Snake. Washington wins by DQ, dentures intact.
Fair fight? Allow grappling, throws and chokes so Snake's actual training counts. Then Washington's extra 20 kg has to face a man who knows what to do about it.
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