Snorlax vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snorlax by TKO. Washington, the finest horseman of his age, spends three rounds trying to move a sleeping 460 kg mountain that outweighs him by 365 kg. His walnut-cracking hands go numb on Snorlax's gut; his corner mercifully throws in the towel before he breaks a knuckle.
Fair fight? Post a Poké Flute-wielding second in Washington's corner, so Snorlax must fight fully awake for all three rounds.
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