Snorlax vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Zangief by Decision. Snorlax sleeps through the opening bell, so Zangief dances around him, jabbing for nine minutes. A man scarred by bear wrestling isn't scared of an opponent 344 kg heavier, but that belly absorbs everything, so no stoppage comes. Zangief takes a unanimous decision, piledriver holstered.
Fair fight? Wake Snorlax with a Poké Flute before the opening bell, and cap his pre-fight meal at a light snack so he isn't stuffed and drowsy.
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