George Washington vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Yoshi by Decision. Washington stalks forward like he's surveying property lines, but Yoshi flutter-jumps just out of reach for nine straight minutes, popping in to jab and vanishing before those walnut-cracking hands connect. The judges score it on volume: Washington never lands, Yoshi wins a frustrating, floaty decision.
Fair fight? Ban flutter jumps so Yoshi's feet stay on the canvas, forcing him to trade with the bigger, stronger Founding Father.
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