George Washington vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Zangief by TKO. Washington's walnut-cracking grip does nothing against a man who wrestles bears for cardio. Zangief just walks through the jabs, and by round two Washington's ivory-and-metal dentures are rattling loose; his corner throws in the towel before he swallows one.
Fair fight? Ban Zangief's bear-training regimen beforehand and let Washington fight on horseback, where he's the finest rider around.
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