Idi Amin vs Joseph Stalin: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Idi Amin
“Big Daddy” · Uganda · c. 1925–2003 · about 6′4″ (193 cm), about 243 lb (110 kg)
Military dictator of Uganda from 1971 to 1979, whose regime killed an estimated 100,000 to 500,000 people. Earlier, Uganda’s national light heavyweight boxing champion for most of the 1950s.
Joseph Stalin
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Amin by TKO. Amin was a national light heavyweight champion and is 35 kg heavier, so Stalin's stiff left arm leaves him one working arm and a lot of seminary prayer. In round two Amin's right hand lands and the referee stops it. Amin promptly awards himself "Conqueror of the Ring".
Fair fight? Make them fight at the same weight, removing Amin's 35 kg advantage, and Stalin's bank-robber cunning at least gets a chance to turn it into a scrap.
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