Joseph Stalin in a fist fight: every matchup
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
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- He was born Ioseb Jughashvili in Georgia and chose the name Stalin, which means roughly “man of steel”.
- He trained to be a priest at a seminary in Tiflis before turning to revolution.
- As a teenager he wrote romantic poems in Georgian, and some were printed in a Georgian newspaper.
- His only regular job outside politics was as a weather observer at the Tiflis observatory.
- His old nickname was “Koba”, after an outlaw hero in a Georgian novel.
- He loved American Westerns and watched films late at night in his private cinema.
- He often filled his pipe by breaking open cigarettes.
- Two of the toes on his left foot were joined together.
- He escaped from exile in Siberia several times before the revolution.
- Time magazine made him its Man of the Year twice, for 1939 and 1942.
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