Genghis Khan vs Joseph Stalin: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Genghis Khan
“The Great Khan” · Mongolia · c. 1162–1227 · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Founder of the Mongol Empire, which grew into the largest contiguous land empire in history. Rose from an outcast childhood on the steppe to unite the Mongol tribes in 1206.
Joseph Stalin
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Genghis by DQ. Genghis Khan, 5 cm taller, picks Stalin apart while the stiff left arm leaves Uncle Joe effectively one-handed. Midway through round two, the ex-bank-robber takes what isn't his and stomps a foot. The referee disqualifies him, and Genghis wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Have Genghis fight on his knees to cancel the 5 cm height gap, and give Stalin a padded glove on his stiff left arm so he can actually use it.
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