Solid Snake vs Joseph Stalin: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
Joseph Stalin
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snake by DQ. Snake wins by DQ in round two. The 17 cm taller Snake keeps jabbing at Stalin's stiff left side, so the ex-bank-robber reaches for a stomp and a bite. The referee, unmoved by the "man of steel" billing, disqualifies him while Otacon narrates over the Codec.
Fair fight? Tie Snake's left arm behind his back to match Stalin's stiff one, and give Stalin a 17 cm platform in his boots so the height gap disappears.
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