Adolf Hitler vs Joseph Stalin: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Joseph Stalin
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Stalin by Decision. Stalin plods forward behind that stiff left arm like a human shield, using his extra weight to smother the taller man against the ropes. Hitler circles on old dispatch-runner legs but his teetotal vegetarian frame has no finishing power. After nine cautious minutes, judges hand it to Stalin on pressure and volume.
Fair fight? Give Hitler a rule requiring Stalin to lead every exchange with only his stiff left arm, erasing the weight and durability edge.
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