Chun-Li vs Joseph Stalin: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Joseph Stalin
“Uncle Joe” · Georgia / Soviet Union · 1878–1953 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Dictator of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until 1953. Led the USSR to victory over Nazi Germany while his purges, famines and labour camps killed millions. His left arm was stiff and shortened from childhood.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by TKO. Stalin, 4 cm shorter with one stiff, shortened arm, has a jab that arrives like a Politburo memo: late. Chun-Li's kicks stack up while he looks for a bank-robbery-style escape route. The referee halts it in round two as the former seminarian starts praying.
Fair fight? Let Stalin bring his 1907 bank-robbery crew as cornermen, and make Chun-Li fight with one leg tied behind her. He still needs both eyes closed and a miracle.
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