Master Chief vs Ulysses S. Grant: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Ulysses S. Grant
“Unconditional Surrender” · United States · 1822–1885 · 5′8″ (173 cm), about 134 lb (61 kg)
Union general who won the American Civil War, then 18th US President. Slight of build, a superb horseman, and famously calm under fire.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Master Chief wins by TKO. Grant stays admirably calm, but calm doesn't help when John is 393 kg heavier and 45 cm taller. His famous high jump needed a horse, and the ring has none, so the referee stops it in round one.
Fair fight? Put Grant on horseback, where he set his West Point high-jump record, and make Chief fight on foot. Grant would at least get to clear the ropes and leave.
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