Ulysses S. Grant vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Ulysses S. Grant
“Unconditional Surrender” · United States · 1822–1885 · 5′8″ (173 cm), about 134 lb (61 kg)
Union general who won the American Civil War, then 18th US President. Slight of build, a superb horseman, and famously calm under fire.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Grant by DQ. Snake's close-quarters combat is mostly grabs, throws and chokes, which are all fouls here. Grant stays calm under fire while Snake keeps slamming him, and Otacon chatters uselessly over the Codec. The referee disqualifies Snake in round two. Grant wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Legalise grappling so Snake can fight his way, and give Grant a training camp to add 14 kg first. Otherwise Snake keeps getting disqualified.
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