Ulysses S. Grant vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Ulysses S. Grant
“Unconditional Surrender” · United States · 1822–1885 · 5′8″ (173 cm), about 134 lb (61 kg)
Union general who won the American Civil War, then 18th US President. Slight of build, a superb horseman, and famously calm under fire.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Grant by DQ. Grant stays calm and circles the 399 kg heavier Snorlax, pecking with jabs. Snorlax, cranky at being awake, reaches for its signature Body Slam in round two. That's a foul. The referee disqualifies it, and Grant wins having barely been touched.
Fair fight? Force Snorlax to stay awake and fight at a strict weight limit around 100 kg, and Grant's calm and jabs might get a proper test.
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